The Upshot

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• Ronaldo’s tantrum, Messi’s miserable farewell, and Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea

  October 6, 2026 · 43 min

  On the show today: - Cristiano Ronaldo’s tantrum in Copenhagen - Messi’s miserable farewell tour - And Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day…

• Man City’s unlikely nemesis, Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban and Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip

  September 29, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

  On the show today: - Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban - Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip - And the sniper-dodging renegade who brought down Man City EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a…

• Mourinho’s meltdown, Diego Costa bullying kids and JJ Gabriel’s mental dad

  September 22, 2026 · 53 min

  On the show today: - Mourinho’s having a meltdown - Liam Rosenior gets his revenge - And English football has a new bastard genius If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit…

• Why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers?

  September 15, 2026 · 51 min

  On the show today: - Wayne Rooney’s hotel room sesh - The West Ham star accused of kidnapping a film director - And why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers? Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  If…

• What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll?

  September 8, 2026 · 47 min

  On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe threatens to burn his enemy’s house down - Bernie Ecclestone caught smuggling guns again.  - What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to…

• Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children

  September 2, 2026 · 53 min

  On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children - Brighton’s bus driver snorting gear on the job - Pakistan’s genital warts scandal EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot  Try it risk-free now with a 30-day…

• The first sex scandal of the Premier League season

  August 25, 2026 · 51 min

  On the show today: - Premier League gets its first sex scandal of the season - Keys and Gray are back - Egypt manager hospitalised by a fight between his two wives JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon…

• WWF’s Attitude era: daddy’s coming home (part two)

  August 18, 2026 · 44 min

  Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers IFF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE SHOT IS COOKIN’If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437…