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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Latest episodes

How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!

October 6, 2026 · 54 min

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also…
“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions

October 1, 2026 · 24 min

Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather…
Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!

September 29, 2026 · 44 min

Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising…
“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.

September 24, 2026 · 25 min

This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair…
What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!

September 22, 2026 · 45 min

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have…
“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!

September 17, 2026 · 25 min

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with…
“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!

September 15, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min

In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without…
“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama

September 10, 2026 · 26 min

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang…