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The Teen Commandments

by Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always

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Latest episodes

Sexy Halloween Outfits & Embracing The Grey!

October 26, 2026 · 34 min

It's almosts Halloweeeeeen, so Sara and Clare rate your iconic outfits whilst trying to work out why all halloween outfits have to be sexy if you're a woman?! The girls also discuss whether they should follow the epic trend and embrace the…
Your Turn: Sniff Tests & Super Spreaders

October 21, 2026 · 18 min

Sniffing a son's miscellaneous sock (why do we do it?!), perimenopausal rage, and a trip to the clap clinic are just a few of the brilliant topics discussed in today's You Turn ep! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It…
Educating Our Sons & Clare's Big News!

October 19, 2026 · 30 min

Sara and Clare have been trying to have some important conversations with their sons lately, but there never seems to be a right moment! Clare has some exciting news to share, while Sara has been banned from getting her nails done…
Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities

October 14, 2026 · 23 min

A soiled HEAD bag, partying with your teens, and a mum being mistaken for his son's girlfriend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode! We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders…
Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories

October 12, 2026 · 40 min

Clare's got some very exciting updates following her solo trip to Greece! With Strictly recently starting, Sara reminisces about her Christmas appearance on the show and her very, VERY slow waltz! The girls also chat about invisalign's…

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Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it!

October 7, 2026 · 26 min

Kids discovering glass dildos, reuniting with one-night stands, and a drunken mess, are just a few of today's hilarious Your Turn topics! We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email…
Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum

October 5, 2026 · 39 min

Clare and Sara share some of the funniest moments they’ve had with their mums recently! They also chat about finding themselves stranded with a dead phone - despite regularly telling their teens off for exactly the same thing! Plus…
Your Turn: Mega Icks & Something Warm and Hairy

September 30, 2026 · 26 min

Arm wrestling Ray Winstone, midnight toilet encounters, and trying to get out of Scottish Country Dancing lessons are just a few of the brilliant topics covered on today's Your Turn! If you've got a question or story to tell, we want to…
Unexpected Presents & Conga Lines

September 28, 2026 · 38 min

Sara and Clare have had builders in recently and are confused about the 'presents' they've left them? The girls also chat about funerals and how it's important to find joy even in the sadness. There's also chatter about kissing Will Smith…
Your Turn: Parenting Advice and Beauty Regimes

September 23, 2026 · 23 min

Clare and Sara share their new beauty routines, but one has led to Clare receiving some funny looks...The girls also read your stories about incredible parenting secrets, a shocking discovery in the woods, and kids who just cba!! If you've…
New Perms & Friendship Fallouts

September 21, 2026 · 39 min

Clare's thinking about getting a perm, but Sara's not so sure...They're also chatting about friendship fallouts, bedroom shines, and iconic teenage TV shows! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello…
Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts

September 16, 2026 · 25 min

One night stands, deadly farts, and 17 used towels over a weekend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed…

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About the show

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia. Each week Sara and Clare unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. Expect funny stories and real talk from two former rule breakers who know exactly what teens are capable of… because they did it all first. The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years. Get ready to reminisce over teen tales and nonsense behaviour and ask yourself, did we really do that? Listen every Monday and Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. The Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.