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Comedy

The Teen Commandments

by Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always

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About the show

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia. Each week Sara and Clare unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. Expect funny stories and real talk from two former rule breakers who know exactly what teens are capable of… because they did it all first.  The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years. Get ready to reminisce over teen tales and nonsense behaviour and ask yourself, did we really do that? Listen every Monday and Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. The Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Latest episodes

  • Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it!

    October 7, 2026 · 26 min

    Kids discovering glass dildos, reuniting with one-night stands, and a drunken mess, are just a few of today's hilarious Your Turn topics! We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email…

  • Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum

    October 5, 2026 · 39 min

    Clare and Sara share some of the funniest moments they’ve had with their mums recently! They also chat about finding themselves stranded with a dead phone - despite regularly telling their teens off for exactly the same thing! Plus…

  • Your Turn: Mega Icks & Something Warm and Hairy

    September 30, 2026 · 26 min

    Arm wrestling Ray Winstone, midnight toilet encounters, and trying to get out of Scottish Country Dancing lessons are just a few of the brilliant topics covered on today's Your Turn! If you've got a question or story to tell, we want to…

  • Unexpected Presents & Conga Lines

    September 28, 2026 · 38 min

    Sara and Clare have had builders in recently and are confused about the 'presents' they've left them? The girls also chat about funerals and how it's important to find joy even in the sadness. There's also chatter about kissing Will Smith…

  • Your Turn: Parenting Advice and Beauty Regimes

    September 23, 2026 · 23 min

    Clare and Sara share their new beauty routines, but one has led to Clare receiving some funny looks...The girls also read your stories about incredible parenting secrets, a shocking discovery in the woods, and kids who just cba!! If you've…

  • New Perms & Friendship Fallouts

    September 21, 2026 · 39 min

    Clare's thinking about getting a perm, but Sara's not so sure...They're also chatting about friendship fallouts, bedroom shines, and iconic teenage TV shows! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello…

  • Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts

    September 16, 2026 · 25 min

    One night stands, deadly farts, and 17 used towels over a weekend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed…

  • First Impressions & Being More Like Dolly

    September 14, 2026 · 38 min

    Sara reveals how her teens delicately broke the Dolly news to her the other week, whilst also reminiscing about a very convincing Dolly Parton impersonator that she once book! Clare's planning to teach her son a very vital lesson...how to…