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• Beggars Can Be Choosers

  October 4, 2026 · 46 min

  Willy G helps out the homeless in NYC and Pat goes to the NRL GF. Will’s Homeless Guy Dilemma Grand Final Vox Pop Influencer Event Improv The Rambler is Back UFC Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended…

• Orgasms in the Congo

  September 30, 2026 · 53 min

  Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart. Will Flying Tickets on Sale Fart Marinating Ziplock Animals You’d Fall in Love With NRL Grand Final Asking for a Photo Improv Hotlines Join the…

• Are we in the wrong industry?

  September 27, 2026 · 52 min

  Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark. Pat’s on the ciggies Facebook Group Flaming Will Tuna Beefing at Eastgardens Corporate Lunch Time HR Improv New Phone AI Race Last…

• Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid

  September 26, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

  Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met. Hygiene Circ Update Liam and Tess Origin Story Impractical Jokers 5 Rules of Life Sleeping in Jeans Reality TV Shows Liam’s…

• Pat found himself in Bali

  September 23, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

  P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever. Bali Villa Tour Will’s Best Day Ever Cyclists Shit Golfers Jetstar Pat’s Bday Plans Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes…

• Hell Day

  September 20, 2026 · 48 min

  Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations.  AFM Applications Fairbairns Callout Cyclists House Features Blind Ranking Manyana Incident Hell Week Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra…

• Patquit Quitfton

  September 16, 2026 · 47 min

  Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game.  Coco and Bean Movie Guessing Game Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take Will’s Childhood Quiz Investment Banking Debating Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra…

• Raygun and Glory Holes

  September 13, 2026 · 53 min

  Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes. Will’s Banking Nightmare Papua New Guinea Croc Lamp Store Pat’s a Real Estate Agent Glory Holes Raygun Grounding Niche Things We Can’t Live…