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To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo

by Cristela Alonzo

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EPISODE 40: I’M GOING TO BE HONEST. YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW ME.

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After a long hiatus, I'm finally back with another episode where I decided to come clean about myself. I think people always think they know me but really, I keep a lot to myself. I chose to upload it today because today I made a MAJOR…
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EPISODE 37: LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS

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EPISODE 36: TRYING TO DO VIDEO WITH MY PODCAST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE

April 6, 2023 · 42 min

This week, I talk about how it's been over a year since we last talked! Haha...the video of this podcast will be available on YouTube. I also talk about being tired and busy and what I've been up to. For example, I just got back from…

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EPISODE 35: It's A Next Year! My List of Five Random Things That I Kind Of Remember From 2021

January 1, 2022 · 36 min

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June 18, 2021 · 39 min

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EPISODE 31: Do You Ever Ask Yourself If You're 'Enough?'

June 10, 2021 · 44 min

I finally made a new episode of my podcast and explain how the struggle I have with doing my podcast is the question that makes me wonder if I'm doing "enough" for people to want to listen. I always catch up everyone on what I've been up…
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January 2, 2021 · 45 min

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EPISODE 29: The Last Four Years Feel Like I Get A Daily Paper Cut And Touch Lemons

August 6, 2020 · 52 min

In this week's podcast, I talk about what projects I've been working on lately, my work with the Joe Biden campaign and why the Trump presidency feels like what the name of this episode is: The Last Four Years Feels Like I Get A Daily…

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About the show

Hello! You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!" Look, ’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows. I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two. I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression. Did I mention I love Lego sets?