Three Bean Salad
Today: #104 in all podcasts, United Kingdom on our combined chart.
Today: #96 in Comedy, Australia on our combined chart.
Today: #48 in Comedy, New Zealand on our combined chart.
Today: #53 in Comedy, Ireland on our combined chart.
Today: #199 in Comedy, India on our combined chart.
Today: #118 in Comedy, South Africa on our combined chart.
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Wool
October 21, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minThis week’s topic is wool aka nature’s denim. Wool is a material that has been worn by princes, paupers and everyone in between for thousands if not millions of years. In fact, the wearing of woollen garments is one of the few things which…
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Trees
October 14, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minWhich tree are you? The graceful and ethereal silver birch? The proud and stately elm? The feeble and foul-smelling Bradford pear tree? Click HERE to find out with our online quiz and to receive lifelong, military-grade, North Korean…
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Cowboys
October 7, 2026 · 59 minIn many ways podcasters are the cowboys of today (excepting the actual cowboys of today of course) but instead of horses we ride ergonomic chairs, instead of slinging guns we sling mouths and our bullets - lukewarm banter. Thanks to Will…
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Fifth Wednesday semi-demi-non-ep
September 30, 2026 · 3 minNo normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday September and we only do four episodes a month because of the podcasters' union) Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www…
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Soup
September 23, 2026 · 57 minSoup of the day is lukewarm banter! That’s right, Max of Bremen has poured soup into the bean machine. Rest assured the beans shall treat this week’s liquid topic as scrupulously they would any solid one. With thanks to our editor Laura…
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Dancing
September 16, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minWe are not the only species that dances but we are the only one that has Dancercise. With that in mind, perhaps it is worth reflecting on the often misquoted words of 17th century poet and scholar John Donne: “Any man’s death diminishes…
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Taxis
September 9, 2026 · 59 minTaxi drivers in the UK are exempt from having to wear seatbelts so that their passengers have one less thing to strangle them with mid-journey - a sobering little fact and one which perhaps illustrates the nature of the relationship…
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Musicals
September 2, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minIt is known that EVERY event is better when punctuated by songs (hence hymns, national anthems, Auld Lang Syne etc). It stands to reason therefore that the musical is the apogee of human endeavour. Can you imagine then the excitement of…
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August Anti-sode
August 5, 2026 · 10 minNo normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September) Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
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Fifth Wednesday Ersatz Episode
July 30, 2026 · 2 minNo normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we only do four episodes a month because of Andy Burnham)
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Frogs
July 22, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minWhatever happened to The Frog Chorus? Were Paul McCartney’s erstwhile collaborators merely one hit wonders? Or, more than four decades on from the release of their smash hit single “We All Stand Together”, might we see them dusting off…
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Stationary
July 15, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minCan anything ever truly be still (apart from David Blaine)? Perhaps this is what Lou of Bend, Oregon would have the beans ponder by suggesting “stationary” as this week’s topic. Or perhaps Lou is in the middle of getting stalked by a brown…

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