The Luke and Pete Show
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Today: #102 in Comedy, Ireland on our combined chart.
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A Bad Ticker
October 26, 2026 · 32 minPete keeps seeing women who resemble his mum and he thinks he’s figured out how to share this news with the world. Luke’s not sold on his plan. After some family chat, it’s time for medical chat. Pete’s had some scans (he’s fine) and in a…
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Give Us a Chance
October 22, 2026 · 31 minWhile Pete's been charmed by an Instagram lad’s enthusiasm, Luke’s been bored out of his mind by Wolves vs. Portsmouth. So poor was the spectacle, in fact, that it briefly made him look favourably on live execution – like the one just…
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Train the Crowd
October 19, 2026 · 36 minLet’s see in the week by sounding off about Trump’s America, where a man’s execution was maybe going to be livestreamed to the populace. Also up for discussion is the sheer costliness of life in the UK and the country’s refusal to get…
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A Five-Star Fell
October 15, 2026 · 34 minThere’s nothing quite like fixing something with your bare hands, as Luke will attest. Boiler 0, Mr Moore 1. Under the microscope today are topics including football both real and fantasy, the exhausting nature of throwing a punch…
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Prison Hooch
October 12, 2026 · 30 minEver broken into the lead singer of Silverchair's house, stolen a skateboard and gone riding down the street beer in hand after the greatest success of your career? We kick things off with one of the best post-game celebration sessions…
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The Panda Conspiracy
October 8, 2026 · 31 minRecent geopolitical events have got Pete wondering whether he could successfully land a plane - any guesses for the response from a technologically capable man riddled with self doubt? Other topics of bemusement: how aggressively Pete was…
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Addicted to the Whoops Gun
October 5, 2026 · 30 minHow does Pete feel about manly embraces with Luke? And what does his hug attitude say about his relationship with commitment? Much to think about. Once that’s been dealt with, it’s time for a chat about laundry duties, kids’ parties and…
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Crisp 'N Dry
October 1, 2026 · 32 minThe food stays crisp and dry, everyone. Let’s sing about it before your esteemed hosts reflect on how frightening children’s media used to be (and the ubiquity of weird men in said media). Also on the agenda today: a discussion centring on…
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Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings
September 28, 2026 · 33 minThis fine Monday brings with it tales of Luke and Pete’s respective relationships with the devil’s lettuce, as well as a very nasty internet comment about Mr Donaldson’s home. It’s not big and it’s not clever, but we will devote a fair…
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A Voracious Reader
September 24, 2026 · 31 minWe’re kicking off today’s proceedings with a jaunt down a very Scottish memory lane, as Luke and Pete reflect on Dundee’s greatest export: the comics of DC Thomson. Those poor Broons were always getting taken advantage of, bless…
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A brief heads up would’ve been fun
September 21, 2026 · 28 minBecause Ed Sheeran’s got no moral backbone and all the supporting artists have sacked his tour off, we’re here with unsolicited and unhelpful advice for the big man. No problem mate, always here to help. Plus: the lunch strategies of…
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In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland
September 17, 2026 · 31 minThat’s it, we’ve decided that making fridges is far too easy now. Your favourite LAPS dancers are back to check in with the enshittification of modern life. At least Luke’s been growing ample fauna in his new garden. We also run roughshod…

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