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Latest episodes

  • A Bad Ticker

    October 26, 2026 · 32 min

    Pete keeps seeing women who resemble his mum and he thinks he’s figured out how to share this news with the world. Luke’s not sold on his plan. After some family chat, it’s time for medical chat. Pete’s had some scans (he’s fine) and in a…

  • Give Us a Chance

    October 22, 2026 · 31 min

    While Pete's been charmed by an Instagram lad’s enthusiasm, Luke’s been bored out of his mind by Wolves vs. Portsmouth. So poor was the spectacle, in fact, that it briefly made him look favourably on live execution – like the one just…

  • Train the Crowd

    October 19, 2026 · 36 min

    Let’s see in the week by sounding off about Trump’s America, where a man’s execution was maybe going to be livestreamed to the populace. Also up for discussion is the sheer costliness of life in the UK and the country’s refusal to get…

  • A Five-Star Fell

    October 15, 2026 · 34 min

    There’s nothing quite like fixing something with your bare hands, as Luke will attest. Boiler 0, Mr Moore 1. Under the microscope today are topics including football both real and fantasy, the exhausting nature of throwing a punch…

  • Prison Hooch

    October 12, 2026 · 30 min

    Ever broken into the lead singer of Silverchair's house, stolen a skateboard and gone riding down the street beer in hand after the greatest success of your career? We kick things off with one of the best post-game celebration sessions…

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  • The Panda Conspiracy

    October 8, 2026 · 31 min

    Recent geopolitical events have got Pete wondering whether he could successfully land a plane - any guesses for the response from a technologically capable man riddled with self doubt? Other topics of bemusement: how aggressively Pete was…

  • Addicted to the Whoops Gun

    October 5, 2026 · 30 min

    How does Pete feel about manly embraces with Luke? And what does his hug attitude say about his relationship with commitment? Much to think about. Once that’s been dealt with, it’s time for a chat about laundry duties, kids’ parties and…

  • Crisp 'N Dry

    October 1, 2026 · 32 min

    The food stays crisp and dry, everyone. Let’s sing about it before your esteemed hosts reflect on how frightening children’s media used to be (and the ubiquity of weird men in said media). Also on the agenda today: a discussion centring on…

  • Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings

    September 28, 2026 · 33 min

    This fine Monday brings with it tales of Luke and Pete’s respective relationships with the devil’s lettuce, as well as a very nasty internet comment about Mr Donaldson’s home. It’s not big and it’s not clever, but we will devote a fair…

  • A Voracious Reader

    September 24, 2026 · 31 min

    We’re kicking off today’s proceedings with a jaunt down a very Scottish memory lane, as Luke and Pete reflect on Dundee’s greatest export: the comics of DC Thomson. Those poor Broons were always getting taken advantage of, bless…

  • A brief heads up would’ve been fun

    September 21, 2026 · 28 min

    Because Ed Sheeran’s got no moral backbone and all the supporting artists have sacked his tour off, we’re here with unsolicited and unhelpful advice for the big man. No problem mate, always here to help. Plus: the lunch strategies of…

  • In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland

    September 17, 2026 · 31 min

    That’s it, we’ve decided that making fridges is far too easy now. Your favourite LAPS dancers are back to check in with the enshittification of modern life. At least Luke’s been growing ample fauna in his new garden. We also run roughshod…

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About the show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.