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Hitchhiking Horrors: Ono's Expedition
October 5, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minFor decades the dangers of hitchhiking have been illustrated both in pop fiction and all-too-real accounts of those unlucky enough to have picked-up (or been picked-up by) the wrong person. But while stories surrounding the sundry horrors…
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The Gospel Of Miami Part 3: The Devil Smokes Newports
September 28, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minOn Christmas morning, 1996, Bloody Mary and her mutinous minions took heaven by storm, Satan was betrayed, God barely escaped, the angels were exiled to Earth, and homeless children across the US began receiving dispatches from spectral…
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The Gospel Of Miami Part 2: Target Earth
September 14, 2026 · 1 hr 26 minOn the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan's former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Llorona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as…
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E.S.M.B. Syracuse Figure
September 7, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minA humanoid figure spotted in our own backyard! Human? Sasquatch? Other? BFRO Report Link: https://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=82485 The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https…
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The Gospel Of Miami Part 1: 1996 — The Fall Of Heaven
August 31, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minIn late 1996—with the world teetering ever closer to the edge of a new millennium—something extraordinary began to spread among the youngest and most vulnerable of America's homeless population. It was a story. Not a rumor nor urban legend…
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Patreon Clip Show Summer 2026: Centaurs, Lionoids, Ghost Cows and Headless Horrors.
August 24, 2026 · 52 minThe quest for vengeance has begun! Centaurs are in the mine, Lionoids are creeping behind you, a Ghost Cow is just around the corner and a Headless Horror haunts the Highlands. Patreon EP #63: Are You Down With Centaurs? - Jun 27…
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#447: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 3: Reality Glitch, Orange Rods, CE5, Dogman and Bigfoot Encounters
August 17, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minAn airplane to seems disappears into thin air. A listener crosses paths with an orange rod and possibly a Dogman. A group of teenagers fire a bottle rocket at Bigfoot… and get way more than they bargained for. The Cryptonaut…
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#446: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 44: The Phantom Rider & the One Legged Thing
August 10, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSomething stole a man from his bed. A cyclist raced through solid walls. And a one legged thing hopped out of a child's nightmares and into reality. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon…