Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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Sorcha’s old dear singing sounds like a fox with its head trapped in a gate
October 9, 2026 · 6 minIt’s every parent’s worst nightmare. Sorcha goes, “You’re being ridiculous, Ross.” I’m there, “Oh, I’m being ridiculous, am I? My son gives up rugby to play the port of Sam Cormichael in Mamma Mia! and I’m the one being ridiculous!” Hosted…
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‘So Westlife, huh? We’re all big fans in our gaff, aren’t we, Honor?’
October 2, 2026 · 6 minI’m like, “Westlife?” And I say it like that as well. I’m there, “Why are you going to see Westlife? You always said–” Honor goes, “No, I didn’t. I actually like Westlife?” and she’s telling me to – yeah, no – shut the fock up with her…
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‘We’ve been trying to break them up, haven’t we? A year or two in the clink – he won’t wait for her’
September 25, 2026 · 7 minThe old man tells Hennessy that he has every faith in him. Hennessy’s like, “Wait a minute, what?” Yeah, no, we’re sitting in the District Court in Bray, waiting for Bernie’s case to be called. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
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Four Feds step into the kitchen. One of them is like, ‘Well, Bernie?’
September 19, 2026 · 7 min“So, anyway, I tee’d off,” the old man goes, loving the sound of his own voice, “and of course I managed to slice the bloody-well ball and, well, naturally enough, it ended up in the lake!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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‘I did the deed with the girlfriend of a very good friend and it’s been bothering my conscience lately’
September 11, 2026 · 6 minJP looks well – even though I don’t know what to call him any more? I’m like, “So how are things – I don’t know – Father?” He actually laughs at that? He’s there, “Ross, you don’t have to call me Father.” I’m like, “What do I call you…
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At the end of the summer, just like the rest of you, I’m sick of the sight of my children
September 4, 2026 · 7 minI think I’m on the record as saying that being a parent is one of those things that I just happen to be very, very good at without having to put any actual effort into it. Even allowing for that, at the end of a long, hot summer, just like…
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‘Your father’s playing golf in Doonbeg,’ Hennessy goes. ‘While the cat’s away, the mice will fornicate’
September 2, 2026 · 7 minHennessy is grinning like a dog trying to pass a laundry ball through its urinary tract. Yeah, no, for five days now, me and Bernie from Bray of all places have been – in fairness – texting each other, and the dude is reading through the…
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Charlie is serious about marrying this woman. You haven’t heard the worst of it yet. No prenup
August 21, 2026 · 7 minHennessy actually laughs when he sees me sitting at the bor with a pint of the old Dutch medicine in front of me. He’s like, “What the hell are you doing here?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.