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Romancing the Pod

by Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser
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  • 326 - 9 to 5

    October 29, 2026 · 1 hr 55 min

    "Have you ever threatened to shoot your boss's penis off?" This week’s most romantic movie is... 9 to 5. This film has everything: misdemeanor corpse debates, Token Debbie's, And garage-door air jail. If you love Xerox husband weaving…

  • 325 - Only You

    October 22, 2026 · 1 hr 22 min

    “You cannot tell if someone is fuckable just by elbow pads.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Only You. This film has everything: bat-prescribed Pixy Stix diets, transatlantic gondola voyages, And Billy Zane head-shape science. If you…

  • 324 - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

    October 15, 2026 · 1 hr 41 min

    “We all f****d each other and now it's weird.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. This film has everything: infant smoky-eye glam, municipal ordinance heists, And Florence Pugh parking-garage fanfiction. If…

  • 323 - Once Bitten

    October 8, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min

    “We fed it buttons until it shit a suit.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Once Bitten. This film has everything: A toothy debriefing, first-class Red Vines, And LaCroix-dusted vampires. If you love chandelier-store lion walks…

  • 322 - The Witches of Eastwick

    October 1, 2026 · 1 hr 34 min

    “I don't know if she can actually play cello, but I do believe she had sex with it.” This week’s most romantic movie is... The Witches of Eastwick. This film has everything: giant-dick OSHA protocols, Scooby-Doo fertility instincts, And…

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  • 321 - Mrs. Winterbourne

    September 24, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min

    “My mother's maiden name is LeBaron, and when my friend found that out, he called me Chrysler for three years.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Mrs. Winterbourne. This film has everything: stallion-mouth self-help, Shredder-style…

  • 320 - The Rocketeer

    September 17, 2026 · 1 hr 34 min

    “He can't have a dick made of magic and money.” This week’s most romantic movie is... The Rocketeer. This film has everything: Handsaw helmet engineering, jetpack chicken nuggets, And Timothy Dolphin sponsorship drives. If you love…

  • 319 - Rock-a-Doodle

    September 10, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min

    “If you think teeth are bad on nursing, try a beak.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Rock a Doodle. This film has everything: Lisa Frank vomit spells, TARDIS rooster helicopters, And gay-owl organ recitals. If you love no-birds…

  • 318 - Labyrinth

    September 3, 2026 · 1 hr 26 min

    "What's Bowie gonna do with that baby" This week's most romantic movie is... Labyrinth. This film has everything: environmental fart math, size-magic pharmaceuticals, And arboreal revenge sequels. If you love Goblin Parliament marketing…

  • 317 - Sing Street

    August 27, 2026 · 1 hr 30 min

    "Your crucifixion maxing, bro.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Sing Street. This film has everything: celestial class warfare, postmortem party planning, And vampire foreshadowing. If you love Canadian-model alibis, Morrissey-loving…

  • 316 - Legend

    August 20, 2026 · 1 hr 40 min

    “I guess I'll just die then” This week’s most romantic movie is... Legend. This film has everything: combustible studios, darkness wrecking balls, And hoop-ready couture. If you love fish-based marriage loopholes, AOL goblin poetry, and…

  • 315 - Something Wild

    August 13, 2026 · 1 hr 30 min

    “This man is not analog. He's rich.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Something Wild. This film has everything: mandatory funeral serenades, lethally sexy sharks, And liquor-store pipe wisdom. If you love Christmas-in-June, Diet Coke…

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Each week Paige and Todd review a romantic movie and break down the good, the bad, and the funny. Give it a listen, we’ll have you at hello.