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Oh These, Those Stars of Space!

by Bucket of Milk

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[Patreon Preview] Vermont Sweet Home

September 24, 2026 · 9 min

When our heroes Gelmire (Tim Platt), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), go behind enemy lines on the CVA World Champlainia-7 to recover a dangerous and classified bioweapon, what's the worst that could happen? I…
[Patreon Preview] Tachyon Jump

August 28, 2026 · 8 min

Salty about a recent Breakup, Oberon Coaxial stepped into the Tachyon Jump Accelerator, and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change the…
[Patreon Preview] FightStar 2: TURBO

July 31, 2026 · 10 min

A special invitation returns Groomda (Tim Platt) to the deadliest arena in the galaxy, and this time he's joined by Froglevel (Ali Fisher) and Vestavia (Carly Monardo). And this time? They're all single... To hear the rest of this…
[Patreon Preview] Aye Aye

May 26, 2026 · 15 min

When a mysterious Vanguard Escape Pod is recovered by the Cavalier, no one can be prepared for the changes that come when its passenger emerges. Not Katya (Carly Monardo). Not Meredith (Ali Fisher). And certainly not Guy Normal (Branson…
[Patreon Preview] Sax on the Bridge

April 28, 2026 · 8 min

When a terrible theft occurs aboard the CSS Cavalier, it's up to three crack investigators- Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt), and ship's Saxophonist Barry Cools (Branson Reese) to track down the culprit and bring them…

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[Patreon Preview] Bitter Somethings on Barrakar

March 26, 2026 · 7 min

Something's rotten on Barrakar. Damn that would have been a good ep title too. Oh well! Scandal (Carly Monardo), Charity (Ali Fisher), and Single Chance (Tim Platt), will have to get to the bottom of it! To hear the rest of this episode…
[Patreon Preview] Tapestry

February 26, 2026 · 6 min

If you pull at one of the loose threads of your life, it can unravel the very tapestry of yourself. Even if your self is a robot named Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings). Oh These, Those Stars of Space says goodbye to Chris, and who…
[Patreon Preview] The Ones Who Visit Melas-One

January 29, 2026 · 8 min

Ah, Melas-One. That beautiful, peaceful colony in the stars. Surely nothing lurks beneath this precious idyll. And even if there is, can Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), Marvin Blond (Tim Platt), and Froglevel Casketshowroom (Ali Fisher)…
[Patreon Preview] Hard Die

December 18, 2025 · 8 min

Deep inside the Cavalier, a team of terrorists has seized a bar, taken hostages, and declared war. One man has managed to escape... An on-duty mascot (Branson Reese) hiding somewhere inside. Oh and Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Boboli…
[Patreon Preview] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?

November 20, 2025 · 9 min

THE MIRROR SHATTERS! With our heroes Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Vestavia (Carly Monardo), trapped aboard the CVS WAR CRIMINAL…
[Patreon Preview] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... (100th Episode!)

October 23, 2025 · 12 min

What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more! To…
[UNLOCKED] C.B. the Cool-Baby

October 22, 2025 · 1 hr 23 min

UNLOCKED! On the eve of the release of Oh These, Those Stars of Space's landmark 100th episode, we're freeing our 99th episode from behind the paywall, as voted on by patrons. Enjoy! And if you like what you hear don't forget to head over…

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About the show

Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.