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Magnetar: We Own...Your Future

by Shoestring TV

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  • DAY -128: NATUS

    August 23, 2026 · 46 min

    Send us Fan Mail RECAP: On the last episode of Magnetar... Agent Pot Roast, Olivia and Roger encounter the mysterious and possibly cannibalistic "Echoes" of the Starfarer, a strange tribe of cryptic beginnings. MAGNETAR — Day -128…

  • DAY 7: Subterranean States

    March 24, 2026 · 32 min

    Send us Fan Mail Episode Summary: A "special day" at the Narwhal Station takes a jagged turn when a mysterious caller breaches the Company’s encrypted lines, proving that even Level 11 bulletproof glass has its breaking point. As the…

  • MAGNETAR DAY 7 TRAILER - COMING MARCH 24, 2026

    March 19, 2026 · 2 min

    Send us Fan Mail MAGNETAR - DAY 7 - SUBTERRANEAN STATES SUMMARY: In the latest installment of Magnetar, a fragile birthday celebration at the Narwhal Station is shattered by a voice from the void, proving that even "bulletproof"…

  • DAY 6: Echoes of the Starfarer

    December 27, 2025 · 56 min

    Send us Fan Mail Synopsis: A ruthless Census interrogation cracks open the Company’s spotless façade—forcing Agent Beef Stew to explain missing “reports,” unexplained anomalies, and the one name he never wanted to say out loud: Welsh…

  • DAY 4: This Space Intentionally Left Blank

    July 2, 2025 · 25 min

    Send us Fan Mail Episode Summary: Agent Pot Roast is summoned to the surface—an unusual and unsettling event in itself. But what awaits him is far worse: an official inquiry known only as The Census. Following the bizarre incident…

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  • DAY 5: Chora Beach

    July 2, 2025 · 26 min

    Send us Fan Mail Episode Summary: As punishment for his recent "cows incident," Agent Pot Roast is exiled to the desolate outpost of Chora Beach—a place that sounds serene but hides a nightmare beneath the sand. Instead of soft waves and…

  • DAY 3: Fuzzy-Trace Theory

    May 5, 2025 · 30 min

    Send us Fan Mail Shoestring TV presents - Magnetar – Day Three: "Fuzzy-Trace Theory" Genre: Sci-Fi Mystery • Dark Comedy • Futuristic Thriller In this mind-bending episode of Magnetar, the routine turns rogue when a space window cleaner…

  • DAY 2: Naturally Occurring Cows

    April 22, 2025 · 32 min

    Send us Fan Mail Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day Two: "Naturally Occurring Cows" Agent Pot Roast recounts a recurring dream involving UFOs, little green men, and a surreal pasture filled with “naturally occurring cows”—livestock…

  • DAY 1: Field Mice & Jumping Spiders

    February 24, 2025 · 32 min

    Send us Fan Mail Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day One: "Field Mice & Jumping Spiders" High above the clouds, where sunlight dares not reach, two men are stationed at isolated observation posts—tasked with a mission they don’t…

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About the show

magnetar/ ˈmæɡnɪtɑː / noun a type of neutron star that has a very intense magnetic field, over 1000 times greater than that of a pulsar.Genre: Sci-Fi • Mystery • Dark Comedy • Audio Drama In a future where memory can be rewritten and truth comes in encrypted fragments, Magnetar follows the agents, analysts, and outliers working for a shadowy organization known only as The Company.  Each episode peels back another layer of a vast, interlocking conspiracy involving artificial intelligence, cosmic phenomena, and the quiet terror of not knowing what’s real. Part mystery, part satire, Magnetar mixes sharp wit with speculative science—where bureaucrats debate black holes, androids suffer from existential dread, and cosmic anomalies are just another line item on the mission log. From the creators at Shoestring TV, Magnetar stars Eric Carlino as Agent Pot Roast and Michael Cunningham as Agent Beef Stew, along with an ensemble cast of misfits navigating surveillance, sanity, and the stars.