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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Your Wife Falls Into a Tiger Enclosure… Do You Jump In? | EP215

October 20, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min

Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in? This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their…
Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214

October 13, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves. Pete opens up to Luke about the…
He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213

October 6, 2026 · 1 hr 26 min

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money. Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident…
“I’ve Cheated on Every partner I’ve Ever Had” | EP212

September 29, 2026 · 1 hr 27 min

Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and…
“Why Men Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Choose Gifts” | EP211

September 22, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. To be the first to know about Live Shows…

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Teacher’s YouTube History Got Him FIRED | EP210

September 15, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst…
“Why I Struggle With Having a Daughter” | EP209

September 8, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against…
“She Snuck Me Into a Domestic Violence Safe House” | EP208

September 1, 2026 · 1 hr 39 min

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught. Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families…
“I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete

August 25, 2026 · 1 hr 18 min

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival…
“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206

August 18, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose. Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last…
Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete

August 11, 2026 · 1 hr 27 min

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister. We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and…
What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete

August 4, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars…

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About the show

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!