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Golf Is Ruining My Life

by Tom Green & Tom Price
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  • Is Golf Still A Posh Sport? & The 10 Hours A Week Rule

    October 26, 2026 · 34 min

    Alright Par Pals, it’s Monday, Tom wrote notes, and that historically means a good one. On the show: Tom is still not dead. Connor is still not a murderer. The lesson got hollow tined into next Tuesday. How many hours a week do you…

  • I’m Meeting A Man From The Internet To Fix My Chipping

    October 22, 2026 · 36 min

    Alright Par Pals TP is off to Hemel today to meet a man from the internet called Connor, who heard about the chipping yips on the pod and reckons he can fix them in an hour. If there’s a new co-host next week, you’ll know what happened…

  • Blitz Golf Is Back (And We’ve Been Invited Again)

    October 18, 2026 · 34 min

    Alright Par Pals 👋 We’re going live to Australia this week to speak to Simon from Blitz Golf, who’s bringing it back to the UK for SIX events next summer. He’s also invited us back, which seems generous given TG came last, TP came one…

  • Is Playing The Forward Tees Cheating?

    October 14, 2026 · 36 min

    Alright Par Pals 👋 Christy reckons he’s found a golf cheat code: move up to the forward tees, shoot 90, actually enjoy yourself. But is he improving, or has he just made the course smaller? TP is also FINALLY getting a chipping lesson…

  • I Hate Golf (A 72 Hour Breakdown)

    October 11, 2026 · 33 min

    A genuinely miserable 72 hours in our golfing lives. TP bent the entire world to get to the medal (dog walked, kids’ football sorted, chipping practised) and then shot 15 over, went in six bunkers, lost a ball under a bridge in three feet…

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  • Losing Swing Speed Might Actually Make You Better

    October 7, 2026 · 36 min

    Alright Par Pals 👋 Ben writes in with one of the great golfing triumphs: 12 shots off the Order of Merit leader going into the final major, then shoots the round of his life and wins the lot. Two boards, one very annoyed cocky bloke…

  • The Worst Calculation You Can Do In Golf 😩 (Don't Do It)

    October 4, 2026 · 36 min

    Alright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover (rocky roads until midnight, which is well past his self-imposed 9pm "middle aged midnight") and TG has been up since six with coffee, so the energy levels are wildly mismatched this morning. Sorry in…

  • Golf Needs A Tinder For People With No Mates

    October 1, 2026 · 34 min

    Alright Par Pals 👋 TG is properly poorly and blowing his nose directly into the microphone, so apologies in advance. But stick with it, because this one gets emotional at the end. 🤧 Harrison writes in with a genuine dilemma: his…

  • The Mindset That Finally Got Me Back In The 70s

    September 27, 2026 · 33 min

    Alright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover and has a speed awareness course to get to, so this is a brisk one. But there's a genuinely good lesson in it: when you're playing well, do NOT take your foot off the gas. Attack, attack, attack. TG shot…

  • SOPHIE WALKER | She Started A Golf YouTube Channel 10 Years Ago And Everyone Laughed 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe

    September 24, 2026 · 35 min

    WE'RE BACK with the FINAL episode of series one of Talk Birdie To Me, and we've saved a brilliant one for last. We're joined by Sky Sports commentator, coach and former Ladies European Tour pro Sophie Walker, who played over 150 events on…

  • Fear Is Ruining Your Golf

    September 23, 2026 · 35 min

    Alright Par Pals Max emails in with a proper gut-punch of a round at the Rolls of Monmouth (a course he only played because of this podcast, which we're still not over). Three under with one to play, a par needed for a 69, and then Noel…

  • Golf's Biggest Questions With Today's Golfer (LIV 2.0, 2026 Gear, Rory & The New Tour Format)

    September 20, 2026 · 35 min

    Alright Par Pals Something a bit different this week. We've invited Rob Jerram and Alex Perry from Today's Golfer back on, because for once we'd quite like to talk to people who actually know what they're talking about. We've also…

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About the show

Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.