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by kirizal & S
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    October 14, 2026 · 1 hr 59 min

    In case you hadn't heard them yapping about it already, kirizal wrote a book. Actually, two books. 274k words in about six weeks, and as they settle into a well earned break from writing, W/we thought W/we should tell you all about it! On…

  • They'll Hear You Screaming in Warsaw: 365 Days

    September 30, 2026 · 1 hr 20 min

    Mx requested something that wasn't arty and pretentious for O/our next episode, and kirizal delivered. This week, W/we're talking about 365 Days. Is a movie with only one scene of light bondage really a kinky movie? In this movie, most of…

  • It's Not your Mouth That's Salivating: Orgasm Control and Denial

    September 16, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min

    After your first long, hard, two week wait for new DSTN!, W/we’re talking orgasm control and denial! kirizal and S chat about what orgasm control does for O/our dynamic, why it’s fun (and awful), and some important safety talk. Plus…

  • Happy Birthday to U/us: One Year of DSTN!

    September 2, 2026 · 2 hr 7 min

    In an extra lengthy, rambly special, kirizal and S reflect on one year of hosting an award winning podcast. From how Don't Scare the Newbies! started and S's anxious dog reaction to the early analytics, to O/our favourite episodes and some…

  • Making an Impact: Impact Play

    August 26, 2026 · 1 hr 52 min

    This week, kirizal and S finally get around to talking about one of O/our most essential kinks - impact play! W/we chat about why S finds hitting people with stuff fun, how different types of impact feel to kirizal, and lots of all…

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  • Enrichment in O/our Enclosure: Control in Power Exchange

    August 19, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min

    Usually if kirizal asks S why They like something, the answer is “power and control”, so this week W/we dive into that favourite “conceptual kink”. What is control, and how is it distinct from power? W/we chat about what consensual control…

  • In O/our Slut Eras: Hookups and Apps

    August 12, 2026 · 1 hr 48 min

    This week, kirizal and S go back to the beginning and talking about swiping right (or is it left? W/we get confused) on each other on Tinder back in 2021 and then again on OkCupid in 2023. But, this isn't just about O/our success story…

  • No Bigger Spatula Than The Bible: The Witch Trial Interrogation

    August 5, 2026 · 2 hr 15 min

    In which the good Christian woman, Chastity, is horribly tortured by the cruel and unreasonable witch finder Jeffiniah. Well, maybe she's a good Christian woman. Maybe she's a witch. Yes, it's finally time for O/our second interrogation…

  • Build This Universe With You: Roleplay and Gamification with Sunshine and Honeypot

    July 29, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min

    This week, Sunshine and Honeypot introduce kirizal and S to the world of S.L.U.T - the international sexpionage organisation dedicated to saving the world from boring sex. Sunshine and Honeypot have a unique dynamic built around roleplay…

  • Darker Than Dark: Pitch Black Romance with Ellie Sanders

    July 22, 2026 · 1 hr 45 min

    Dark romance and pitch black romance author Ellie Sanders joins kirizal and S this week to talk about these often stigmatised genres, her writing, and lots more! Ellie tells U/us about navigating social media reactions, censorship in the…

  • Desire Without Empathy: The Piano Teacher

    July 15, 2026 · 1 hr 20 min

    It's time for another kinky movie night, and for the second time in a row kirizal suggested something slow paced and arty that S isn't all the way sold on! This time it's The Piano Teacher, talking about how sadism and masochism are…

  • A Masked Assailant With a Store-Bought Penis: Planning for Public Play

    July 8, 2026 · 1 hr 50 min

    What goes into planning for a public play event? In this episode, kirizal and S talk about the considerations for planning a public scene - fetiquette, rules, equipment, time, and the role of the audience - love the attention or terrified…

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About the show

Kink can be scary, but talking about it doesn’t have to be! S and kirizal, a couple in a 24/7 Total Power Exchange relationship chat about kink, sex, relationships, communication, and everything in between Winner of Best Media, Alternative Awards 2026 Follow kirizal’s blog and find all their socials at www.kirizal.com Support U/us on Patreon at patreon.com/dontscarethenewbies