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Don't Be Ugly

by Caroline & Phillip Ricke
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Latest episodes

  • Two idiots contemplate the collapse of civilization

    October 20, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

    Caroline & Phillip discuss the moral implications of flying cars, mass surveillance, & AI supremacy just in time for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Faking an advice podcast to ruin people's lives

    October 15, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

    Are strangers dumb enough to take are advice? Only time with tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Televangelist scammer picks the wrong victims

    October 6, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min

    Are miracles for sale? This televangelist says they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Interrogating a 19-year-old tradwife

    September 29, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

    Can getting married too young ruin your life? At just 19, Rachel joins us to defend her marriage, her lifestyle, and the choices she’s made for her future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Climate expert tells us to enjoy life while it lasts

    September 22, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

    Renowned climate researcher Dr. Poorna Sen joins us in the studio to discuss the dangers that climate change pose for our generation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  • Surprising my gay brother with his ex-girlfriend

    September 15, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min

    Caroline surprises Phillip with his ex-girlfriend in attempt to offer him much-needed closure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Influencer boyfriend claims relationship was exploited

    September 8, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min

    Caroline's boyfriend joins the podcast in a last-ditch attempt to salvage their relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • AI whistleblower warns us of societal collapse

    September 1, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

    Will Artificial Intelligence render life meaningless? Professor Peter Murphy, PhD, joins Caroline & Phillip to discuss digital consciousness, the future of work, Khloe Kardashian, lemonade stands, and Nobu. Learn more about your ad…

  • I gave her my kidney, then she ghosted me

    August 25, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min

    After being dishonorably discharged from the hospital, Caroline joins Phillip to discuss her selfless act of kindness, Hollywood nepo babies, the American healthcare system, and the unjust treatment of frat boys. Learn more about your ad…

  • Caroline's red carpet humiliation

    August 18, 2026 · 1 hr 32 min

    United by a shared hatred for their new gay employee, Caroline & Phillip expose the downfall of modern reporting, debrief Caroline’s red carpet interviews, and defend Mark Zuckerberg’s mega-yacht mishap. Learn more about your ad choices…

  • Can we fire our assistant for getting pregnant?

    August 11, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min

    Caroline & Phillip debate the ethics of lying to strangers, if your partner's friends count as your own, whether 40 is officially old, if fruit really does rot, and whether feminine energy might be the key to solving the energy…

  • My diary was stolen

    August 4, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min

    Caroline & Phillip debate who their therapist's favorite patient is, whether cars have pretty privilege, which famous historical figures might have been gay, and what Phillip should do after a gym employee read his personal diary. Learn…

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About the show

Broadcasting live from an abandoned warehouse in a very bad part of LA.