Enjoy these fun stories by comedian, radio presenter, musician and children's author, Andy Lee! Designed to delight children and adults alike, keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end, if you dare! Read by: Andy Lee Sound Design: Chris Marsh

Latest episodes

Do Not Open This Book It's Out Of This World

May 3, 2026 · 7 min

Wizz has travelled through history and through a lifetime of ages, but what happens when he travels through space?! The result is simply out of this world! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do Not Open This Book It Stinks

September 4, 2024 · 8 min

Poor Wizz finds himself in some extremely smelly situations, which worsen at every turn of the page. Prepare for laugh out loud and relatable moments as Wizz attempts to cope with some of the worst smells you can experience. This is the…
Pretty Please Do Not Open This Book

September 13, 2023 · 8 min

Wizz is back, and this time he’s joined by his delightful friend, Nessie! To be a good friend, Wizz will need to face his fears and accompany Nessie on stage for a dance performance….but only if you turn the pages! See…
Yule Not Open This Book

November 30, 2022 · 6 min

This guy will do anything for you not to open this book! Threats, bribes, reverse psychology – you name it! A hilarious new book from radio extraordinaire and all-round funny guy, Andy Lee. Young readers will love doing everything…
Do Not Open This Book For Eternity

September 11, 2022 · 7 min

Wizz is back and travelling in a whole new way! This time there are new periods of history at every turn, as Wizz finds himself in a time-travelling adventure through moments in history. Another hilarious story that will entertain…
Do Not Open This Book Or Else

May 5, 2022 · 7 min

Wizz is back again and he does not want you to read this book, OR ELSE! He’s as cheeky as ever and he’ll do whatever he can to stop you! Find out what awaits Wizz at the end of the book! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do Not Open This Book Ever

May 5, 2022 · 6 min

Do Not Open This Book EVER! Wizz is back, and he’s up to his old tricks again. He does not want you to EVER read this book, and he’ll use every trick he can think of to stop you reaching the end! What disaster awaits at the end of the book…
Definitely Do Not Open This Book

May 5, 2022 · 6 min

Wizz is back, and he’s up to his old tricks again. He DEFINITELY does not want you to read this book, and he’ll use every trick he can think of to stop you reaching the end! What disaster awaits at the end of the book this time? See…