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Latest daily rankings: Oct 27. New rankings will appear after the next update.
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| Date | Combined Rank | Apple Podcasts |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 27 | — | #194 |
| Oct 26 | #163 | #155 |
| Oct 25 | #161 | #153 |
| Oct 24 | #144 | #137 |
| Oct 23 | #139 | #130 |
| Oct 22 | #128 | #119 |
| Oct 21 | #129 | #116 |
| Oct 20 | #157 | #149 |
| Oct 19 | #127 | #117 |
| Oct 18 | #126 | #117 |
| Oct 17 | #135 | #129 |
| Oct 16 | #169 | #163 |
| Oct 15 | #126 | #117 |
| Oct 14 | #110 | #95 |
Latest episodes
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Bump Bible: Not a Bottle, Not a Swaddle
October 22, 2026 · 25 minWeek 36 and shit's getting real. Jackie is working the Schimmel Swindle on Clyde, has plans to redecorate the hospital's birthing suite, and could be weeks or maybe hours from giving birth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…
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I Don't F*****g Care
October 20, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minJackie is experiencing PTSD flashbacks to last year’s backyard flood and discusses Selma Blair’s biting habit, flashes her hot gardener, and crafts the perfect awkward email. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: CBDistillery: Use code…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Bloated, British, and Bitchy.
October 17, 2026 · 45 minJackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice. Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at…
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Bump Bible: Ma. Ma. Bear.
October 16, 2026 · 24 minWeek 33 and Jackie is looking in-credible; the jaw is sharp, she’s glowing, and dreaming of a scarf-clad, post-baby jaunt around Paris, but she’ll settle for a frozen lemonade and a Wetzel’s pretzel. Thanks for supporting this week’s…
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Call Me Jackeigh
October 13, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minJackie addresses some nonsense internet backlash, plans the perfect glam lewk, and questions Kelly Clarkson’s sanity. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.com Jones Road…
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Bump Bible: The Anemic Angel
October 8, 2026 · 25 min30 weeks and Jackie isn’t slowing down at all. She’s shopping for fresh trees, reveling in the attention from her purple bandage, and enjoying the holy trinity of See’s Candy: Dark Chocolate Scotchmallows, Dark Chocolate Bordeaux, and Dark…
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Cushions in Captivity
October 6, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minJackie is ready for Off Brand October and is reminded of the enormous stupidity of the general population, stalks a man over patio cushions, and has not one but two public altercations. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: This episode is…
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Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior
October 1, 2026 · 23 min28 weeks and Jackie aces her gestational diabetes test, reveals that pregnant women online are the new Al-Qaeda, and gives an update on the level of her doomsday baby fund. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
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Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow
September 29, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minJackie sits down with Heather Dubrow to discuss how important she is to RHOC, why feeling like a local while traveling is overrated, and how much time is spent dreaming of murdering their husbands. Thanks for supporting my…
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Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping
September 24, 2026 · 28 min24 Weeks and we're viable, baby! Whatever that means. Jackie is doing what she can to feel as luxurious as possible: elevated water, candles, and forever chemicals. Thanks for supporting this week’s sponsor: Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE…
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Speedballing
September 22, 2026 · 54 minIt’s Yom Kippur and Jackie reflects on life to find she’s perfect in every way, but she hates her family and the backyard renovation is dangerously close to getting her kicked out of the neighborhood. See Privacy Policy at…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Atonement Lewks
September 19, 2026 · 38 minJackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback…
About the show
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.