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Bible Stories for Heathen Children

by Robbie
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Latest episodes

  • 50 - Peter and Cornelius

    May 20, 2021 · 16 min

    This week, we continue the story of the early church in the book of Acts, focusing on Peter. Peter has a weird hunger dream and then gets a request for help from an unexpected source: a Roman centurion! He knows God is trying to tell him…

  • 49 - The Necromancer

    April 1, 2021 · 7 min

    In this special episode, Robbie tells the chilling story of an undead demigod with an insatiable thirst for souls & the power to raise an army of the dead. Free text version is available at patreon.com/bsfhc. Please consider becoming a…

  • 48 - Nehemiah and the Evil Rich People

    March 11, 2021 · 21 min

    In this story, Nehemiah rallies the people to rebuild Jerusalem. Almost everyone helps build it except the rich people, who are too busy taking advantage of people's struggles to become even wealthier at their neighbors' expense. Nehemiah…

  • 47 - Esther

    February 25, 2021 · 27 min

    Today Robbie tells one of the most beloved Bible stories of all time: the story of Esther, the young queen who saved her people from destruction.  Content note: In the original story there's an undercurrent of sexual violence and racial…

  • 46 - Paul the Apostle

    January 28, 2021 · 17 min

    This episode picks back up in the book of Acts, where Peter and the early church are excited to face a lot of persecution, mostly directed by a young man named Saul. Saul, also known as Paul, is very, very certain that he knows the true…

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  • 45 - Samson

    January 14, 2021 · 37 min

    This episode is all about Samson, God’s one-man wrecking crew against the Philistines. Samson was not the wisest, but he definitely was the strongest -- at least, while his hair was long. It’s a story full of fighting, riddles, deception…

  • 44 - Imposters Among Us: Shibboleths

    December 31, 2020 · 16 min

    This episode is about shibboleths! You may not know that word, but if you've heard of or played the video game "Among Us," you may already know the concept. We're telling the story of Jephthah the judge, a strong fighter who was terrible…

  • 43 - The Christmas Story LIVE!

    December 17, 2020 · 31 min

    In this episode, Robbie revisits the Christmas story (Gospel of Luke version) live with a studio audience! (OK, the studio audience consists of their spouse and kids...gotta maintain social distancing!) Free text version is available for…

  • 42 - Elisha Makes Naaman Take a Bath

    December 3, 2020 · 16 min

    In this episode, commander Naaman from Aram goes to his enemy country in search of a miracle cure for his sickness, and the great prophet Elisha magically captures an entire army. King Joram provides comedic relief. Free text version is…

  • 41 - The Tower of Babel - Where Languages Come From

    November 19, 2020 · 17 min

    This week we tell the story of a group of people who got along so well and worked together so well that God decided they had to be stopped. Before that, we revisit the stories of God creating the world, Adam and Eve, and Noah’s Ark, so we…

  • 40 - Daniel, Part Three: The Writing on the Wall and the Lions' Den

    November 5, 2020 · 18 min

    In this episode, Daniel interprets an ominous message for Nebuchadnezzar's heir. Later he must survive threats caused by the jealousy of the other wise men, as well as the hubris of a new king.  Free text version is available at…

  • 39 - Daniel, Part Two: Nebuchadnezzar's Announcement

    October 22, 2020 · 12 min

    A sequel to the last episode from the book of Daniel. In this episode Robbie is interrupted by an important stranger from another time, King Nebuchadnezzar, here to tell a story to the world about his thrilling adventure in which God does…

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About the show

I'm Robbie, and I tell family-friendly, fun, and somewhat irreverent retellings of Bible stories for kids who aren't already familiar with them. I couldn't find the stories told as myth without attempts at indoctrination, so I'm trying to do that. The audience I always have in mind for my stories are my two brilliant and sarcastic children, ages 8 and 9. Text versions will be posted for free at https://www.patreon.com/BSFHC .Subscribe to my Patreon for bonus content and early access to episodes! (My Patreon is currently on hold.) Make a one-time donation at ko-fi.com/robbiebsfhc.