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Baby Shoes

by Alex Lee and Humyara Mahbub

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  • Plug Your Baby In To The Earth

    April 28, 2026 · 27 min

    On the season finale of Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum have saved one the dumbest products for last. How much would you pay for silver sheets to 'ground' your baby? Plus, we're furious at the idea of a 'mummy pooch' (and the fact we're meant to…

  • A Tote Bag To Put Your Baby In??

    April 20, 2026 · 29 min

    Today on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex can't decide whether wine glasses for your baby are a bad things or a...neutral thing. Plus, capitalism has invented a new way for you to carry your baby for some reason and it's giving Hum the heebie…

  • $30k To Name Your Baby 'Beach Ripley'

    April 13, 2026 · 39 min

    How much would you pay someone to pick a name for your baby? Probably nothing because you're a normal person? Some people are paying $30,000 for a baby name expert to do the honours and the names are insane. Plus, we're mad at a very…

  • We Need To Make Some Retractions

    April 6, 2026 · 29 min

    Here on Baby Shoes, it pains us to say, sometimes something we thought was really, really stupid maybe wasn't such a bad idea. Today, Hum has a retraction, but then also gets madder than she's ever been later in the show. Plus, does your…

  • Prenatal Vitamins To Make A Baby Genius

    March 31, 2026 · 33 min

    Baby Shoes is back! And we're ready to discuss our bonkers algorithm. This episode, Alex and Hum break down the vitamin that claims it'll make your kid a genius, are mad about a dad making a cake (kind of?) and give an update on the…

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  • The $60 Scrunchie That Will Make You Hot

    December 15, 2025 · 23 min

    How much would you pay for a knitted scrunchie? $10? $20? $60?? What if it promised to make you hot, even while breastfeeding? Plus, Alex has had an offline experience that has made her mad, when her downstairs neighbours complained about…

  • A Ring Made Of Your Baby’s Teeth

    December 8, 2025 · 33 min

    How much would you need to be paid to cheat on your partner? It's a question Hum and Alex spend an inordinate amount of time discussing this episode, and come up with wildly different answers. Plus, we discuss the trend of getting your…

  • Where Is Your Umbilical Cord Stump? with Bec Melrose

    December 1, 2025 · 34 min

    Today on Baby Shoes we're joined by comedian, writer and pillow enthusiast/hater, Bec Melrose! She shares with us her birth story (there's a twist), why she bought one of the products we have literally made fun of, and whether she kept the…

  • The Mechanical Monster That Pats Your Baby with Becky Lucas

    November 24, 2025 · 39 min

    This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum joined by the hilarious Becky Lucas! She joins us to chat about worms, going insane after having a kid, and how being a mum is the best thing in the world. Plus, we decide whether we need a mechanical…

  • Tactical Dad Gear with James Colley

    November 18, 2025 · 41 min

    This week on Baby Shoes, we are thrilled to be joined by our first ever guest, writer and comedian James Colley!  James joins us to share his hatred of performative dads, why anyone would possibly need 'tactical baby gear' and we go deep…

  • We Can Tell If You Didn't Get Enough Tummy Time

    November 10, 2025 · 29 min

    This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum discuss a Shark Tank invention that actually looks genius? Plus a toy that seriously gives Hum the creeps. And, we're mad at a man for giving us an infuriating suggestion on how to manage our busy…

  • "Those Are Mother's Crocs"

    November 3, 2025 · 28 min

    Baby Shoes is back for season 2! This week, Alex and Hum discuss the latest innovations in baby shoes, and how babies can be such a pain when it comes to wanting mummy's toys. They also get mad about breast milk ice cream which is…

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About the show

Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones.What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what products are they shilling? And what has the internet done to their gorgeous, gorgeous brains?Join these tired (but hot) mums as they dissect the insane products that have popped up on their feeds that week, and dive into this strange online world where tech, branding, psychology and motherhood collide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.