AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

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  ⭐ MPLS: TONIGHT! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour ⭐ Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is revealing 5 of the witchiest placements in astrology — and you may be…

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  September 28, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

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• Week of Sept 21: OMG!!! Intense Equinox + FERAL Full Moon in Aries = INSANE TURNING POINT! (Yes, It's GOING DOWN!)

  September 21, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

  HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF. Plus, Mars — the most horned up planet — speeds into Leo… y’know, as…

• Neptune in Your Chart... And Why It Matters

  September 16, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

  Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And… who knows…

• Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT)

  September 14, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

  Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with…