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Apocrypals

by Benito and Chris
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  • 11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)

    July 9, 2018 · 1 hr 26 min

    Oh h*ck yeah! Your hosts done done it again, y'all: we goofed around and talked a whole lot about the Gospel of John. You'd think after going through this stuff four times, we'd be a little more efficient, but no. It turns out that there…

  • 10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)

    July 2, 2018 · 1 hr 33 min

    Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi (and possibly Apocryphinos)! We hope you're ready for some Johnny Bapto content, because that's what we have a lot of this time around, as we go into the Gospel of Luke! Bear witness to the Sermon on…

  • 9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)

    June 24, 2018 · 1 hr 10 min

    A question for you, Theophiloi: How many times would you like to listen to us go through the Gospel of Matthew? As many as... seven times? Well, you'll have to settle for two, as this week finds us finally getting into scripture. Join us…

  • 8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One)

    June 10, 2018 · 1 hr 9 min

    Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi! So remember how last week, we had our longest episode ever? Well, your boys done did it again. We went so deep into the Gospel of Matthew that we wound up recording for well over two hours, which…

  • 7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)

    June 3, 2018 · 1 hr 51 min

    "When the scribes of the Pharisees saw that He was eating with sinners and tax collectors, they asked His disciples, 'why does He eat with tax collectors and sinners?' When Jesus heard this, He told them 'Those who are well don't need a…

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  • 6: Fresh Prince of Beliar (The Ascension of Isaiah)

    May 27, 2018 · 1 hr 12 min

    "And Isaiah answered and said 'So far as I have utterance, damned and accused be thou and all thy powers and all thy house, for thou canst not take from me aught save the skin of my body.' And they siezed and sawed in sunder Isaiah the son…

  • 5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)

    May 20, 2018 · 1 hr 15 min

    "Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse, for when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. We know that God's judgment on those who do such things is based on the truth. Do you…

  • 4: Wittgenstein's Monster (The Book of Isaiah)

    May 6, 2018 · 1 hr 23 min

    "Woe to those that are wise in their own opinion and clever in their own sight." -- Isaiah 5:21 Isaiah, the biggest beefiest boy of all the prophets, steps into the spotlight to put our very premise to the test. Can we actually do an…

  • 3: Various Heresies (The Acts of Peter and Paul)

    April 22, 2018 · 1 hr 29 min

    "Go, say unto Simon: Peter, because of whom thou fleddest out of Judaea, waiteth for thee at the door." -- The Acts of Peter, Chapter IV Join us this week as we dive into the apocryphal Acts of Peter and Acts of Peter and Paul for the…

  • 2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel w/Apocrypha)

    April 14, 2018 · 1 hr 15 min

    "Therefore I issue a decree that anyone of any people, nation, or language who says anything offensive against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego will be torn limb from limb and his house made into a garbage dump." -- Daniel 3:29…

  • Porky Party (The Book of Acts)

    April 8, 2018 · 1 hr 18 min

    "Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to explain it to you." — Acts 13:41 Chris and Benito begin their Biblical journey with the…

  • I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties

    March 29, 2018 · 42 min

    "Then, even if your beginnings were modest, your final days will be full of prosperity." -- Job 8:7 Welcome to Apocrypals, the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but aren't, you know, jerks about it. Join comic book…

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About the show

A podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible but try not to be jerks about it. Join comics writers Benito Cereno and Chris Sims as they journey through the Good Book from Acts to Zephaniah, with stops in the Apocrypha along the way.