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Comedy

Andrew and Charlie Investigate:

by Andrew Kirwan and Charlie Milner
Comedy

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  • Heroes #56

    October 29, 2026 · 1 hr 20 min

    The boys discuss whether the Ancient Greeks were actually stupid mud people, why putting a pan on your head is very funny and whether people are only saving their family because they might win a pride of Britain award. For AD-free…

  • Gambling #55

    October 22, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

    Charlie furthers his analysis as to whether pigs are always camping before the boys discuss the magic casino toilets, why ball games are the best and create a new version of rock paper scissors. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes…

  • Traditions #54

    October 15, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min

    The boys discuss masturbating in the living room, whether Andrew was abused by a costumed figure at a village fair and whether parades are actually for idiots. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and…

  • Natural Disasters #53

    October 7, 2026 · 45 min

    The boys discuss the fortunate rise of Fearne Cotton, a family that can’t stop getting struck by lightning and why children are wearing pointy foam hats in Japan. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats…

  • Hotels #52

    October 1, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

    The boys concoct a swingers hotel for men with micropenises and an arthouse film set in a hotel that’s a big beagle. Andrew’s concierge is being mean to him and  Charlie takes us through what role play he would do with his girlfriend in a…

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  • Fashion #51

    September 24, 2026 · 1 hr 23 min

    The boys consider how they’d use the red carpet to make a political protest, why cod pieces are best left in the past - and what’s the deal with landfill? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic…

  • Hoaxes #50

    September 17, 2026 · 54 min

    Whilst attempting to talk about hoaxes, the boys mostly focus on Michael Owen, what would’ve happened if JFK survived as a brain in a jar and why people couldn’t stop sewing things together in the 19th century.

  • Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 49: Food

    September 10, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

    This week the boys tackle food, by considering whether it’s possible to fuse a whale with a rooster, whether or not they’d eat their grandmas and we finally get Charlie's salmon curry recipe.

  • Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 48: Espionage

    September 3, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

    In an episode that focusses very little on Espionage, the boys discuss a hotel for lizards, Charlie goes for a wee near a man he was trying to buy drugs from - and what’s really going on with dentists? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus…

  • Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 47: Exploration

    August 27, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

    The boys discuss whether it’s more impressive to fly to Fiji or crawl to Reading, whether we should go on an expedition with our Dads to an underwater city of dogs, the value of catching crayfish in Medieval ruins - and Charlie takes us on…

  • Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 46: Pubs

    August 20, 2026 · 55 min

    In an episode where the boys are deeply out of their natural habit (oink! oink! give us some beers or we’ll cry, guv’nor!), Andrew and Charlie consider how pub toilets have changed to stop gay people having sex in them, why Andrew’s friend…

  • Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 45: Prisons

    August 13, 2026 · 51 min

    The boys tackle the issue of incarceration by discussing Charlie’s time at a Christian Summer Camp, the entertainment value in forcing inmates to play poker (whilst a bull runs at them) - and consider whether having animal testicles sewn…

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About the show

By the end of this podcast. Andrew and Charlie will have uncovered the meaning of life. They are gradually chipping away at the ultimate mysteries of life. Emphasis on gradually. Join them for a weekly episode where they'll investigate different aspects of humanity, shedding new light on philosophy, psychology, ethics, morality and ultimately: humanity. They'll be answering key questions such as: Why do we dream? Why did they both wet the bed until they were 14? And what's really wrong with Charlie? Join our Patreon (link below) for access to ad free episodes and bonus episodes.