The Dark Assassins Podcast

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• Apple’s ‘Surprise’ Wasn’t What You Think

  September 12, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min

  Apple just held their Surprise and Shine event, and we have a lot of new announcements to unpack, including a brand-new iPhone, Apple Watches, AirPods, and a legendary cameo. We are covering all of this and more on this episode of The Dark…

• Anti-Consumer Practices Are on the Rise; but, Some Are Fighting Back

  September 5, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

  Nintendo just made a bunch of millennials and older Gen Z very mad. Apple is back with new products. The world’s best smart glasses just dropped, and high-profile security vulnerabilities were discovered. We are covering all of this and…

• You Will Own Nothing and be Happy

  August 1, 2026 · 1 hr 22 min

  Whether we like it or not, physical media is dying as we progress deeper into the digital age. The video game industry recently suffered a major blow with the death of physical media. Apple has also delivered a major blow to consumers with…

• Software Defense of Apple, More Bambu Drama, It Wasn’t DNS (This Time) | Operation Core Dump

  June 27, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min

  One of the most common criticisms of Apple is how they don’t play nicely with third parties, but in this episode, we’ll take a fully software-based look into why those allegations are severely naïve and misguided. Bambu Lab has also been…

• WWDC 2024, I Mean 2026

  June 13, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

  Apple’s World Wide Developers Conference (WWDC) just wrapped up this week, and you may have gotten déjà vu from 2024. If you did, you’re not alone. We’re breaking down all of the latest features, performance improvements, and…

• Hair Force One’s Non-Promotion is Actually a Win for Us

  May 16, 2026 · 58 min

  Some see Craig Federighi not being tapped as the next Apple CEO as a bummer and a letdown. While true, in this episode we make the argument for why Craig not becoming CEO is actually a good thing that fans of his work, antics, and status…

• In a Surprise to Absolutely No One, Meta Does Horrible Things, Again

  April 4, 2026 · 51 min

  Meta has not had a very good past couple of weeks, especially from a public relations perspective. From courts finding them liable in two cases costing them hundreds of millions of dollars, but also, what might be, their worst user data…

• Did Apple Just Kill the iPad?

  March 7, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min

  Apple just had multiple press releases this weekend, and we have a lot to talk about. The elephant in the room is, did they just kill the iPad? There are also multiple pieces of cybersecurity news, including Microsoft creating one of the…