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Nobody Cares

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Latest episodes

Nobody Cares...About Your New Shoes

October 22, 2026 · 38 min

In a Nobody Cares first, Megan and Maria deal with a dilemma between the two of them! They also discuss the pros and cons of working to live or living to work...and last but not least they try and find a sound way to let someone know they…
Nobody Cares...About Your Social Battery

October 15, 2026 · 33 min

From threesomes to real friends, this week's dilemmas cover all the relationship bases (including third, by the sounds of things!). While the dilemmas are a little spicy this week, Megan and Maria do their very best to untangle them…
Nobody Cares...About Your Boyfriend's Decisions

October 8, 2026 · 40 min

Hierarchical friend groups in your 20s? No thanks! And how much would you pay for the ugliest tiles you've seen in your life? Loads? Because then you and listener #2 might just be friends. From Megan's weekly food shop, Maria's issues…
Nobody Cares... About Your Dental Hygiene

October 1, 2026 · 36 min

No judgement please! The gals talk dentist appointments, and look better late than never...right? While they're at it they discuss two new dilemmas! Both to do with rapidly cooling housemate situations. Get in contact if you need a hand…
Nobody Cares...If You're a Club Rat

September 24, 2026 · 33 min

From clubbing in Ibiza to packing it all in for the quiet life in the country, we've got it all! As usual the gals get their hands dirty with two dilemmas this week. The first listener asks whether it's the right time to make a big life…

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Nobody Cares...About Your Loyalty

September 17, 2026 · 39 min

What would it cost you to break an allegiance? Or how about compromise on your morals...? Would it be a killer budget BIAB, or maybe the perfect room? From manicures to happy-clappy housemates, it's all to come in this week's ep! Get in…
Nobody Cares...If You're Unhinged

September 10, 2026 · 35 min

The gals run through a list of the best compliments they've received, throw each other a few extras, and even find the time to dig into some dilemmas! This week's dilemmas involve some social house mates, and a not so social sister in law!…
Nobody Cares...If You Feel Guilty

September 3, 2026 · 38 min

From familial guilt to back seat drivers, a few mentions of Biebs and flying into ditches - it's business as usual this week! Also how much is too much to spend on concert tickets? Because Maria got duped. Get in contact if you need a hand…
Nobody Cares...About Rude Boys

August 27, 2026 · 33 min

One listener has a not-so-secret admirer peeping on their Insta stories, while the other is just not-an-admirer of their latest date - but for some wild reason is considering giving this joker a second chance? Megan & Maria are on the…
Nobody Cares... About Social Cues

August 20, 2026 · 33 min

Would you be flattered or outraged if your friend did exactly the same things as you? This week, Megan and Maria tackle whether imitation really is the best form of flattery. Plus, they discuss how to know when you’re overstaying your…
Nobody Cares...If You're Type B

August 13, 2026 · 32 min

From a BFF overstaying their welcome to a casual flirt, we're all about relationship dynamics this week! Also Maria's self awareness grows just a little bit more, even if her accent is fairly posh. Get in contact if you need a hand with…
Nobody Cares... If You're Posh

August 6, 2026 · 33 min

One listener is contemplating her life and friendships after reading a poem she saw on Instagram, while another listener is feeling stressed about how little wedding planning they've managed to do. Meanwhile, Maria is having an existential…

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About the show

Join Megan and Maria every Thursday as they dive into your dilemmas, dramas, and everyday woes — the ones your friends are tired of hearing about - to share some advice (and judgement)! Whether it’s your best friend’s new posh boyfriend or that colleague who never pulls their weight, the girls aren’t afraid to say what everyone’s really thinking. Tune in for honest chats, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.