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No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie

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S8E12 - Is That a Beeping I’m Hearing

January 15, 2026 · 52 min

It’s day 3 of gameplay, and we start with a little talk about Severance season 2. Then we explore the oceans and attempt to fight Odin. Can we beat him? Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at…
S8E11 - The Gift of Mortality

January 8, 2026 · 56 min

It’s the end of day 2! We find Doga’s Manor and hear about why Xande is so pissed off. The place is full of Moogles. Then we head through the Cave of the Circle and give the Nautilus a diving ability. We then go underneath a triangle…
S8E10 - Minister Gigametz Has Entered the Room

January 1, 2026 · 51 min

We fly over a giant city and get shot down in the courtyard. Turns out there’s a big civil war going on here. We explore the massive city and eventually meet Prince Alus. We all head to the castle for a terrifying twist when we see the…
S8E9 - Papa Sal’s Private Reserve Aloha Mix

December 18, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

We make it through the sewers of Amur to get the Levigrass Shoes. Then we take on Goldor Manor and defeat Goldor himself to unlock our airship. Then we head all over the world looking for what exists and what to do next. Eventually we find…
S8E8 - No Traipsing

December 11, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

We exit the floating continent to discover the world is a flooded ocean. There are a few islands to land on, so we eventually find a wrecked ship and meet Aria. We take the Crystal Shard from the Water Temple and head to the Cave of Tides…

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S8E7 - A Wheel of Time

December 4, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

It’s day 2 of gameplay and it’s a week later, making it hard to remember what we had been doing. Turns out we were thrown inside a tree prison with King Argus and his people. We defeat Hein and fix the Elder Tree, returning it to the…
S8E6 - I Would Eat a Crocotta

November 27, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min

We follow Gutsco to the Fire Cave to get the Horns of Ice back. We get all new jobs to play with, and attempt to understand them. Then we head to the town of Tokkul, and get arrested. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus…
S8E5 - Not All Frogs Are Toads

November 20, 2025 · 59 min

We toad ourselves to get into the Tower of Owen, where Desch starts to remember who he is. What is the difference between a toad and a frog? Then we head to the Dwarf Cave to get their Horn of Ice. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad…
S8E4 - Nepto Babies

November 13, 2025 · 57 min

We enter the Nepto Dragon Temple to get its eye. Then we get access to the ship to explore more of the world, looking for King Argus. Eventually we find Gulgan Gulch. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video…
S8E3 - How Far We’ve Come

November 6, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min

We attach a Mythril Prow to the front of the Airship and crash it into a big rock, allowing us to explore a larger chunk of the world. We meet Bahamut and Desch, then mini ourselves to go meet the Gnomes. After that, we find the Vikings…
S8E2 - Cast It Into the Water

October 30, 2025 · 45 min

We need Sara’s Ring to cure the Djinn’s Curse, so we head to the Sealed Cave, but there’s a lake in the way. Can we find the Airship we were told the location of? Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video…
S8E1 - The Secrets of the Onion

October 23, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min

Final Fantasy III begins with four heroes of light touching a crystal and obtaining the power of the “job”. It’s a whole new adventure which feels wholly familiar. We’re doing the pixel remaster for this season, so play along with…

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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves.Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie.Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcastSupport the show at patreon.com/nockatMerch: etsy.com/shop/nockatJoin the discord: https://discord.gg/pbPbXzaWZ9NOCKATpodcastP.O. Box 39934Los Angeles CA 90039 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.