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Comedy

No Autographs, Please!

by Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

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About the show

Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!

Latest episodes

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    July 7, 2023 · 1 hr 5 min

    The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one!  The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter…

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    June 30, 2023 · 1 hr 4 min

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  • "Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake

    June 23, 2023 · 1 hr 16 min

    Grab your Porsche backpacks and get into this! This week, the tender gift of the clown is brought to you by the hilarious, dashing, and whip-smart Sam Pancake (“Search Party,” “A Million Little Things.”) We talk how we should have…

  • "The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer

    June 16, 2023 · 1 hr 8 min

    Glamorous Comedy SUPERSTAR Nicole Byer (Nailed it! Grand Crew) joins Arden and Bryan to chat ANGRY ELEPHANTS!  VIN DIESEL!  and TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR SIBLINGS!  Are you ready to fall in love with a man named Birdy who stole the…

  • "If You Don't Look Your Worst, How will You Look Your Best?" w/ Charles Rogers

    June 9, 2023 · 55 min

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  • "Hot Air Balloon Sextacular!" w/ Stephanie Allynne

    June 2, 2023 · 57 min

    Stephanie Allynne (The L Word, One Mississippi) joins Arden and Bryan for a non-stop episode of hot dates!! She's so hot she dates HERSELF in the improv portion! This episode has it ALLLLLL HUNNNAY alpha theater kids, runaway helium…

  • "Hop on, Pop!" with Mike Castle

    May 26, 2023 · 1 hr 7 min

    This week we have a really fancy guest, which you can tell because of his last name alone! The hilarious comedian and actor Mike Castle ("Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Brews Brothers") is here to share delightful stories of lamp-stealing…

  • "Coke Stroke is OUT! Bar Rescue is IN!" w/ Gareth Reynolds

    May 19, 2023 · 1 hr 4 min

    Comedy superstar Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development) join Arden and Bryan to discuss the glamorous MAGIC of comedy club owners, the chic arrogance of at-home PRINTERS, and how sexy it is to start a car with a SCREWDRIVER…