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First Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)

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  • Episode 254 - H2O

    October 19, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min

    This episode is bananas - B*A*N*A*N*A*S. We talk about sport war and regular war and food and spree killing - same stuff as every other week. This routine's really got us in a rut. 10,000 steps and reading two books a week, maybe our…

  • Episode 253 - Inhuman

    October 12, 2026 · 1 hr 26 min

    It's so weird dude, most of this episode we actually just talk about records. This might be the most any two dudes have ever talked about records. Anyway it's time to let your system overload with INHUMAN.

  • Episode 252 - Man Vs Humanity

    October 5, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min

    Old friends are making dusty old sounds while new friends make shocking new aromas while also still being old. That's just the story arc of our journey as humans which still isn't good enough for the unforgivingly hard, straight lines of…

  • Episode 251 - Floorpunch

    September 28, 2026 · 1 hr 57 min

    Today we're sussing out some of our favorite sniffs with the help of certified third party technician Grey X Gordon from the Demolisten Show. We carefully snap open each capsule on this 7" and inhale deeply before exchanging notes. Will it…

  • Episode 250 - .FUCKINGCOM

    September 21, 2026 · 1 hr 23 min

    If you see someone with a boss kind of cooltech, send them my way. I've really been sweating it out eating helmets of food in the summer heat. Hey have you seen that cool new website loser dot com? I read about it on .FUCKINGCOM blog dot…

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  • Episode 249 - Yuckmouth

    September 14, 2026 · 1 hr 26 min

    They call me Yuckmouth because I don't brush, and if you don't brush your teeth (or you just eat wooden twigs as a treat) then yes, you too, can be a YUCKMOUTH.

  • Episode 248 - Morning Again

    September 7, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min

    Ughhh... time to head out into a world of literal vampires where this one guy knows all the ingredients on every flag like he's the Gordon Ramsay of vexillology. How am I supposed to compete with that? Encyclopedia Brown over here. Ruining…

  • Episode 247 - Down in Flames

    August 24, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

    Heat, Death, Heat-Death, all the things you don't care about when you're young. Youth is about velocity, ferocity, non-bogosity... flatuosity... Sorry I got a weird text and lost my train of thought. Did you know they make a flannel shirt…

  • Episode 246 - Neglect

    August 17, 2026 · 1 hr 30 min

    Leave it to an episode about "pulling the plug" to actually about living with decisions. Music, stunt foods, body recomp, war against neighbors, everything has unpredictable downstreams. This is why we listen to ignorant music - to center…

  • Episode 245 - Hatebreed

    August 10, 2026 · 1 hr 49 min

    Some say Podcasting is the real front lines. Politics, culture, looksmaxxing... and now we find ourselves at the vanguard of mankind's final war against the machines. Oh, no, that's flattering but I wouldn't use the word hero. Any one of…

  • Episode 244 - Capn Jazz

    August 3, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min

    Ever notice how an old rope can change a quiet pond? Or what a baseball card adds to a bicycle? Or what fireflies do for a lazy summer evening? It's kind of like the taste of Country Time Lemonade. So while there's time, take the long way…

  • Episode 243 - His Hero is Gone

    July 27, 2026 · 1 hr 33 min

    Suppose I were a dead body in Australia... how would I go about ordering a sandwich? Grinder? Wedge? Butty? Sandie? Grant a dying sandwich fan's last request and check out HIS HERO IS GONE. I am now realizing you think I'm punning on the…

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About the show

Two dying old men formerly active in the Albany hardcore scene rate and review obscure metal and hardcore 7" records as the light slowly fades from their eyes. Formerly and occasionally-still known as BORDER BOSS, a Taco Bell appreciation-cast.