Crowned & Cancelled

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• Sex, Slaves & Pickled Children: The Wild Origins of Christmas

  December 21, 2025 · 37 min

  Jesus is the reason for the season...right? Eh, not really. I'll break down the Roman festivals, Pagan rituals, and Victorian branding that turned sex-drenched slave parties, serial killers and a vengeful saint into the Christmas we know…

• Burn Book: Bloody Mary's Favorite Hobby

  December 4, 2025 · 46 min

  Step into Tudor England at its bloodiest and most unhinged, where monarchs changed religions on a whim and the price of disagreeing with the crown was burning alive—just ask the Oxford Martrys. In this episode, we unravel the real story…

• The Dark History of the First Thanksgiving: Cannibals, Colonists, and Rat Pee

  November 27, 2025 · 34 min

  Forget the Hallmark version — the first Thanksgiving wasn’t cute, cozy, or even particularly grateful. In this episode, we break down the real story behind the 1621 feast: the Pilgrims who knew nothing and learned even less, the Jamestown…

• Napoleon & Joséphine: Power, Passion, and the Ego That Ate Europe

  November 20, 2025 · 37 min

  In this week's episode, we dive into how a Corsican outsider rose to dominate not just France after the French Revolution, but an entire continent—all while dealing with a hellish mother, scheming brother, and cheating, black-toothed woman…

• Make France Great Again: Napoleon's MAGA Daddy Energy

  November 13, 2025 · 31 min

  In Part 2 of our French Revolution trilogy, Robespierre’s flower-crown cult implodes and a petty, brilliant general named Napoleon steps in with pure Trump energy—loud, polarizing, unstoppable. It’s chaos, charisma, and control issues…

• The Guillotine Diaries: Marie Antoinette Loses Her Head, France Loses Its Mind

  November 6, 2025 · 46 min

  In part one of Crowned & Cancelled's new 3-part series on the French Revolution, I'll explore's Marie Antoinette’s (fake!) cake comment, Robespierre’s flower crown, and how a country’s cry for fresh croissants turned into a full-blown…

• Oxford’s Frat from Hell: The Bullingdon Club

  October 30, 2025 · 23 min

  Ever wonder why guys neg hot women? Because when there's nothing left to build, you destroy. In this episode of the Crowned & Cancelled history podcast, I dive into Oxford University's Bullingdon Club for some true dark academia—tales of…

• The Origins of Rome: Blood, Whores and Hills

  October 30, 2025 · 23 min

  Before Rome was an empire, it had a mother — then it erased her. The story of Romulus and Remus isn’t about brotherhood or destiny; it’s about branding, survival, and how the woman who gave Rome life was turned into a monster. In this…