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Brown Noise Pod

by Zuhair Malik and Mariam Sarfraz
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  • 6. Saas, Bahu aur sabka drama!

    October 7, 2026 · 17 min

    Brown Noise Episode 6 with Zuhair Malik & Mariam Sarfraz gets into the beautiful, chaotic mess of Pakistani, Indian and South Asian family life. What happens when a man is stuck between his wife and his mother? Why does every family have…

  • 5. Growing up Desi: We thought this was normal?!

    September 30, 2026 · 49 min

    Growing up Desi meant rules. Lots of them. But somehow, the rules weren’t always the same for everyone. 👀 In Episode 5, we get into the realities of growing up in South Asian families — strict parents, being compared to your friends, boys…

  • 4. Living Abroad: Baahir se luxury, andar se laundry

    September 23, 2026 · 32 min

    Moving to the West is often sold as the ultimate dream — but nobody mentions cleaning your own toilet. 💀 Zuhair and Mariam unpack the reality of moving to the UK and life abroad as South Asians: doing your own laundry, dishes and cleaning…

  • 3. Dilemmas: Sahi kya hai bhai?

    September 16, 2026 · 31 min

    Activated charcoal is everywhere: toothpaste, skincare, even pasta. But why? This week on Brown Noise, Zuhair Malik and Mariam Sarfraz take on hilarious moral dilemmas: the Trolley Problem, saving your mum vs 15 babies, and the ultimate…

  • 2. Shaadi ya life long khwaari?

    September 8, 2026 · 32 min

    Marriage, immigrants, expats and the patriarchy, just two frustrated millennials trying to make sense of it all. Mariam’s been married for a year, Zuhair’s still deciding if he ever wants to be, and somehow that turns into a conversation…

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  • 1. Bachay: High Risk, No Return

    September 1, 2026 · 28 min

    Babies are suddenly everywhere. But why are we all having them?! Mariam and Zuhair unpack bachay through a very Desi lens. family pressure, shaadi timelines, biological clocks and the big question: is having kids selfless… or actually a…

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About the show

Brown Noise Pod is where two desi expats in London talk about life without filtering themselves. Hosted by Zuhair Malik, a single guy in his 30s and his married best friend Mariam Sarfraz, every episode dives into the chaos of modern life, relationships, culture, family expectations, dating, careers, travel, and the hot takes everyone has but rarely says out loud. Expect honest conversations, hilarious stories, questionable opinions, and the kind of banter that feels like eavesdropping on your funniest friends. No scripts. No experts. Just real conversations that are sometimes insightful, often ridiculous, and always entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.