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Berner Phone

by Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Happy Accidents

October 12, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments. NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related! Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!…
Your Prompt Suggestions

October 5, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min

Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style? Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers…
Workplace Annoyances

September 28, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min

Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week. Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020 FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop…
Religious Trauma

September 21, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine. NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK? Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a…
Childhood Neglect

September 14, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children. NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can…

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Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents

September 7, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min

Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools. NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS! Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave…
Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook)

August 31, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end. Watch Kelsey's new special HAPPY HOUR on Netflix! FOLLOW KELSEY: Tickets: https://punchup.live/kelseycook/tour Instagram…
Ghost Stories

August 24, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments! Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646)…
Book Club Bonus: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke

August 21, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments! Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020…
What's Bugging You?

August 17, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

Today, Des reacts to what's bugging the Dialers, plus some leftover call-ins from the past couple weeks. NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: GHOST STORIES! Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a voice…
Things You Thought Every Family Did

August 10, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them. Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a…
Things You Used To Judge People For

August 3, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks. Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave…

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About the show

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers