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Date	Combined Rank	Apple Podcasts
Oct 8	#164	#164

About the show

Everyone’s got dirty laundry, but not everyone airs it. We’re just two tired parents wanting to have an uninterrupted, honest conversation. We dive into the type of topics every parent thinks, but nobody says out loud. The convos you try have with a friend at the park, but your kids keep interrupting. We’re not perfect parents and we don’t have it all figured out... But hey, that's parenthood! We’re going down shit creek together. The door is closed, the filter is off, the mics are on, and the kids are out. Consider this couples therapy, or perhaps a date. Or maybe even foreplay. We will take anything at this point.

Latest episodes

Why our thoughts on sleepovers have changed...

September 30, 2026 · 46 min

The school holidays have started, and we've locked the laundry door for a chat that gets interrupted by a baby who doesn't sleep longer than 40 minutes. After airing out Navy's surf party and the great Friday-off-school debate, we count…
iPad kids vs free range kids

September 23, 2026 · 44 min

This week we have a bit of colonoscopy chat, and a cameo form Soul, but the main event is screen time... iPads at restaurants, when a kid actually needs their own phone, and the slightly awkward reality that we're trying to set screen…
Sydney Sweeney, can you not?!

September 16, 2026 · 46 min

This week one of us is fired up about the Sydney Sweeney ad and what it's teaching our daughters about women in sport… and one of us hasn’t seen it. Then it's the NFL in Melbourne (one invite, no fam), a new manager, and a full debrief on…
Throwing out traditional gender roles is the best thing we ever did

September 9, 2026 · 42 min

Father's Day recaps, a bloody lip incident, and a hard line on kids DJing the car. Then strap in cause we get a bit deep this week... traditional vs modern gender roles, the mental load debate (spoiler: no resolution), 22 years of…
Is this under 6s footy or military training?

September 2, 2026 · 47 min

We're back from Bali and straight back into the grind... turns out inner peace has a shelf life of about four days. This week we air out: the internet refusing to believe a dry shampoo actually works, a dummy addiction that needs to end…
Is one of us parenting wrong, or just differently?

August 26, 2026 · 43 min

This week we are breaking down our parenting styles... why one of us can't let the other parent without hovering, whether Mitre 10 counts as quality time, and the great "gentle parenting vs your kids need structure" comment section debate…
Ben’s Bali biohacking almost ruined our kid free fun

August 19, 2026 · 44 min

We made it to Bali, we're both red as lobsters, and somehow neither of us has been arrested for scaling a villa fence at 12:30am. This week it's an unfiltered download from the actual holiday... sunstroke, Bintangs, and a few trips to…
We love our kids, that’s why we're doing this

August 12, 2026 · 40 min

We launched, we survived, we packed a million boxes, and somehow we're still married. This week we're counting down to our first holiday without the kids since 2019. Six days, no lunchboxes, no negotiating with a two year old, no FaceTime…